Europe Officially Declare Trump As Daddy
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EUROPE — The governing body of Europe, NATO, has officially announced president Trump as the new Daddy of Europe. This marks the first time in history that a leader from a nation birthed by Europe has returned home to claim the official title of Daddy.
“This is the day we have been waiting for,” said Head of NATO Mark Rutte. “That one of us returned incase we got lost, to smack us around. You’re now our Daddy.”
Europe’s decision came after realising, from a good spanking from Daddy, the need to preserve its identity amid mass migration and censorship.
Not all Europeans are thrilled. German hate crime police arrested 230 citizens who posted “Trump is my Daddy” on social media.
At publishing time, Trump said he will enjoy his new official title by spanking Zelensky next.