LONDON, UK – European leaders have scrambled to convene an emergency summit in London after their latest scheme of getting Trump to start WW3 failed.
With their original plan now dead, the continent’s most enthusiastic warmongers are racing to brainstorm how they can start WW3 themselves.
The summit, WORLD WAR THREE, spearheaded by UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer, French President Emmanuel Macron, and a noticeably twitchy Zelensky, kicked off this morning at a heavily guarded Westminster Hall.
Sources say the agenda is find ways to get Russia to attack other Europe countries, and then paint Putin as the next Hitler.
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