E.U. Issues Arrest Warrant For JD Vance For Offending E.U. Leaders
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EU — The European Union has issued an arrest warrant for U.S. Vice President J.D. Vance following his speech to European leaders. It was so offensively American that it made the entire EU leadership leave offended.
“You can’t talk to us like this?!” said EU President Ursula von der Leyen, “This is HATE SPEECH.”
Vance went on a tirade about how EU leaders were destroying Europe with mass migration and hate speech laws. “You’re arresting people for social media posts while illegal aliens run rampant in Europe? Let me tell you this. I come here from the country that you gave birth to, that went on to do AMAZING things, and I return to tell you, the ancestors of the Western World, that you have been terrible parents. GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER!”
Vice President JD Vance is known to turn the life of his mother around, as he was raised by a single mother who was an addict, now recovered, living an enlightened life like Mother Teresa. “I know a troubled parent when I see one, and I’m looking at a room full of it.”
EU officials then decided that Vance's words were in violation of their hate speech laws. And issued the arrest via Europol. Vance is now a prisoner in his hotel room watching President Trump address the entire continent of Europe in a state of emergency.
"Listen up DIP SHITS, yes you, the entire continent of Europe, you arrest Vance and you will feel the force of the entire universe. We'll hit you so HARD that you will return to Africa and start all over again.”
As of publishing time, Emmanuel Macron said Trump’s threat sounds like a familiar Dictator from Europe.