Elon Building Nuclear Bomb To Destroy 'Big Beautiful Bill'
AUSTIN, TX — Tensions between President Donald Trump and Elon Musk escalated further today, after Elon Musk announced his latest venture—developing nuclear weapons to destroy the “Big Beautiful Bill.”
Musk has opposed more government spending since he endorsed Trump last July, and after leaving the Department of Government Efficiency because of Trump’s failure to address wasteful spending, reports are emerging that he is now building a bomb to eradicate the newest threat to humanity.
“This budget must be destroyed,” Musk reportedly said. “If this ‘Big Beautiful Bill’ is allowed to grow, it will destroy humanity. That’s why I have been busy building a new generation nuclear bomb.”
SpaceX insiders reveal that rocket technology was used to create a new type of nuclear weapon that does not require enriched uranium to construct the bomb, and it does twice the damage than a traditional nuclear bomb.
At publishing time, Iran has offered Elon asylum incase things between Trump and Elon escalate further.
Not Satire
Elon knows that if he doesn't start a new political party, a bankrupt America will follow him to Mars.
