Elon Musk Hires Mother Maye Musk As Chief Babymama Officer

AUSTIN, TX — Elon Musk has officially appointed his mother, Maye Musk, as the Chief Babymama Officer (CBO). This unprecedented corporate position was created in response to the latest addition to Elon's ever-expanding babymama tree, Ashley St. Clair, who claims to have birthed Musk's latest child just five months ago.

The drama started when St. Clair took to X to announce her child with Musk, alongside complaints about being ghosted by the billionaire on matters of child safety. "He's too busy tweeting to respond to me," St. Clair posted.

With Elon's reproductive footprint now including three children with Shivon Zilis, three with Grimes, five with his first wife, and the newborn with St. Clair, the situation on X has become more volatile with fights breaking out between the babymamas and Elon Musk.

“You won’t respond to me about our child, but last week you were keen to have another child,” posted Ashley on X.

Enter Maye. "I'm here to ensure peace amongst the babymamas," Maye announced in her inaugural tweet as CBO, "Or at least, to prevent World War Z from breaking out on X over baby custody. No one likes a cat fight out in the public."

Her first order of business? Implementing "Musk Family Mondays," a virtual gathering where all baby mamas are expected to log in, discuss child-rearing, and, most importantly, keep the peace.

At publishing time, Elon Musk has had a child with Laura Loomer but forgot to mention it to his Chief Babymama Officer.