Elon Musk Has Welcomed His 13th Child DOGE, To Help Maintain World's Population Above Replacement Rate, Until He Builds Billions Of Humanoids, Only Then Women Can Return To Being Childless Cat Ladies

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AUSTIN, TX — Conservative Influencer Ashley St. Clair announced that she has given birth to Elon’s 13th child, to help Elon with maintaining the world’s population above the replacement rate, until Elon builds billions of humanoids.

“Elon reached out to me about doing some grass roots work in Pennsylvania through his America PAC to help President Trump get elected, and I said, sure, and if you want another child, let me know, and next day, UPS delivered his sperm, freshly extracted that morning,” said Ashley St. Clair.

The world is facing a crisis which will end the human civilisation, as human birth rate drops below the replacement level. Although life expectancy is increasing thanks to Bryan Johnson, we still need to make more babies, only until Elon Musk builds billions of humanoids.

“We got rid of the horses in New York, not because we were anti-horses, but Henry Ford build something that was far more superior. We are seeing the same thing happen now, there is a big anti-human agenda, and then a push towards having more babies, but that is only temporary, because we know that Elon Musk is building the Tesla Optimus humanoid,” said AI guru Ray Kurzweil.

Elon has already started developing Tesla Optimus, with early versions already taking up jobs at Tesla. “We will build 2 robots for every human on Earth, bringing the total Earth population to 30 billion intelligent beings on Earth,” said Elon Musk.

At publishing time, Elon confirmed name of his 13th child, as DOGE.