Elon Musk Gets Babylon Bee Pregnant, Babylon Bee Demands $1 Billion Dollars In Child Support
JUPITER, FL — Things got awkward between Elon Musk and Babylon Bee, after Elon Musk got Babylon Bee pregnant. The Chimp Chronicles understands that a particularly potent meme from Musk, got Ashley St. Clair, a Bee from The Babylon Bee pregnant.
Babylon Bee announced that they welcomed the silliest satirical sibling 5 months ago. The Bee has humorously demanded $1 billion in child support from Musk, arguing that the child, referred to as "The New Bee", will need considerable funds to grow up in a world to be funny.
"Considering the child will inherit Musk's madness and our christian humour, we're looking at a future where satire could literally save the world," stated Seth Dillon, CEO of Babylon Bee. "We figure $1 billion should cover the diapers, which will undoubtedly be made from recycled tweets, and the education in the art of satire.”
At publishing time, Elon just got The Chimp Chronicles pregnant.