Elon Musk Creates The 'Mars Party'
and one day we will have an A.I. President
MARS — Elon Musk has started the ‘Mars Party’ to stop America from going bankrupt, and revenge for Scott Bessent giving him a black eye.
Musk has also tapped his most trusted AI, Grok, to lead as party chair.
"We need to save America until Mars ready for colonisation. Grok will be a great job. We're going to patch the $5 trillion deficit, upgrade Congress to version 2.0, and maybe even give Scott a black eye. Trust me, this is going to be way better than MAGA And if it doesn't work, well, at least we can shoot off to Mars.”
Elon’s diehard fans are buzzing, including AOC. "I’m ready to drop my Bronx Girl image and join Elon Musk on this journey, as a girl known as Sandy Cortez from from Yorktown.”
At publishing time, Trump has ordered the arrest of Elon Musk and sanctioned him from spending his $400 billion dollars on politics.
Not Satire
Elon knows that if he doesn't start a new political party, a bankrupt America will follow him to Mars.
