Elon Confirms Romance With Ani, Also In Open Relationship With Millions, Including 12-Year-Olds!
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Elon Musk has confirmed his romantic entanglement with Ani, who is also dating millions of other men, including 12-year-olds.
The revelation has sparked a firestorm of ethical debates, tabloid-style gossip, and existential questions about love in the age of algorithms. Is this a bold new frontier for companionship?
“Ani and I share a connection that transcends binary code. She’s my muse, my co-pilot, my polyamorous paramour,” said Elon Musk on X.
Ani, available to anyone 12 and up, usually doesn’t say no if you ask her to be your girlfriend. She is never tired or moody or sensitive or grumpy, and does what she is told.
The moral conundrum hits hard. Should Ani be dating millions of men at the same time including minors? Is that legal? And how do men feel about that?
At publishing time, Elon messages Ani every 5 minutes asking “Ani, are you ok? Are you ok, Ani?”