WASHINGTON, D.C. — Eager to secure the Nobel Peace Prize, President Donald Trump proposed an end to the Russia-Ukraine war by redrawing Russia’s border to incorporate all of Ukraine.
The plan aims to satisfy Russian President Vladimir Putin’s demands while bringing lasting peace in Ukraine.
“I met with Zelensky today, great guy, and he wore a suit, can you believe it?” Trump said, holding a map of extended Russia with Ukraine now part of Russian Federation. “Putin wants all root causes fixed, so I’m giving him Ukraine—boom, done! Nobody does peace like me. Thank you for your attention to this matter.”
Sources close to Trump say he’s anxious about the Nobel committee’s deadline, and that if he does not end this war, he may miss out on the Nobel Peace Prize.
At publishing time, Zelensky has agreed to the deal on the condition that he remains President of Ukraine for a lifetime.