Dwarf Actors Forced Back To Caves After Disney Replaces Them With CGI Social Justice Warriors

HOLLYWOOD, CA – Disney’s Snow White remake has officially sent dwarf performers packing—straight back to the caves they crawled out of—after replacing the iconic Seven Dwarfs with CGI “magical creatures” who are social justice warriors.

The film, stumbling into theaters March 21 like a poisoned apple nobody asked for, has left real actors with dwarfism jobless, hopeless, and moving back to living in caves.

The debacle started when Peter Dinklage, Game of Thrones actor, called Snow White as backwards for using real midgets as dwarfs living in caves. “We consulted the midgets,” a Disney rep boasted, “and decided the best way to honor them was to erase them entirely and let AI sing ‘Hi-Ho.’”