WASHINGTON, D.C. — The Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) uncovered billions in child support waste after auditing Elon Musk’s personal data.
Just 30 days into its mission to shred federal fat under President Trump’s 47th administration, DOGE’s audit drones flagged Musk’s accounts for shelling out absurd sums to his dozen-strong brood. “We thought we’d find waste in the Pentagon, not the playpen,” said Big Balls.
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