U.S. — An audit of the Fort Knox has uncovered a shocking replacement for America's gold reserves: a rare Michael Jordan sports card.
The audit was supposed to reassure the public about the nation's wealth stored in the Fort Knox vault, instead turned into a shocking surprise, like a scene from South Park.
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