Doctor Says He’ll Be Able To Make Better Diagnosis Once A Real Doctor Returns From Striking

WELLINGTON, NZ — Stepping-in to cover for doctors who are striking, Dr. Simeon Brown told his patient, 65-year-old woman, that he wouldn’t be able to make a better diagnosis until a real doctor returns from striking.

The patient who was rushed to the ER after experiencing discomfort from stab wound, was taken aback by her doctor’s response.

“What do you mean you’re not a real doctor?!!” shouted the patient. “I’m gonna die!”

According to witnesses, Dr. Brown said the patient that he’s not ready to jump the gun and do a surgery on her stab wound just yet, claiming “the strike won’t last long.”

At publishing time, Dr. Simeon Brown was seen attempting to stitch-up a child who fell off his bike and needed a few stitches.