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Disney Sends Rachel Zegler One Delicious Apple

Mar 26, 2025
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BURBANK, CA—Following the failed debut of Disney’s live-action Snow White, which stumbled out of the gate with a $43 million opening against its $270 million budget, Disney sent Rachel Zegler a consolation gift: one delicious apple.

Sources close to Disney say the gesture came after weeks of Zegler’s social media outbursts which contributed to the movie tanking.

“Rachel’s been a bit of a wild card,” said one Disney insider, eyeing the apple’s glossy sheen with a furrowed brow. “This is their way of saying… something. We’re not sure what yet.”

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