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Diddy's Ex-Girlfriend Gives Away Free Baby Oil At Kamala's Rally

Nov 02, 2024
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LAS VEGAS, NV — Things are getting crunchy with voters undecided on who to vote, but don't worry, Diddy's ex-girlfriend was out with Kamala giving out free baby oil to assure voters that after the elections, P. Diddy parties will resume.

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