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Diddy Pleads Trump For Pardon As Trial Begins, Offers To Rename Ciroc ‘Trump Vodka’

May 13, 2025
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NEW YORK, NY — On the opening day of his high-profile trial in Manhattan’s Federal District Court, Sean Combs made a desperate plea to President Trump for a presidential pardon.

The courtroom buzzed as Combs’ pregnant ex-girlfriend, Casandra Ventura, took the stand, spilling scandalous details about his alleged “freak-offs,” involving thousands of bottles of baby oil.

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