Diddy Granted Daytime Laptop Access To Watch His Own Sex Tape Evidence

NEW YORK, NY — Diddy has been given the privilege of reviewing his own escapades on a court-sanctioned laptop. Judge Subramanian has decreed that Diddy can relive his past, but only from 8 a.m. to 3:30 p.m., with no internet or note-taking allowed. One can only imagine the scene: Diddy, alone in his cell, watching party tapes involving baby oil slides in the shape of different varieties of vaginas.