Diddy Celebrates Acquittal With Baby Oil Themed Party
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NEW YORK — Sean "Diddy" Combs celebrated his acquittal on sex trafficking and racketeering charges by hosting a baby oil themed party.
Diddy stated he needed to let loose after months in prison for charges he didn’t commit.
“Everyone in this courtroom is invited,” said a happy Combs as he left the courthouse. “I have already ordered 1000 bottles of baby oil. We are going to have a good time.”
The jury did find him guilty of two lesser charges, and which is why he claimed that they are not invited to the party. “Losers. You guys never had fun in your life. Rub a bit of baby oil on someone every now-and-then!”
At publishing time, Johnson & Johnson baby oil is out of stock in the entire country.
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