Dictator Declares Victory In World War 3
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald J. Trump declared total victory in World War 3, announcing via Truth Social that a 12-day war with Iran ended and have agreed to handover itself to America.
This is the first time in history a dictator has managed to declare victory in a world war, after Hitler’s attempt in World War 2 that lasted 6 years.
The end of this war means terrorists have been defeated by a dictator who now owns the entire Middle East and will impose his own rules and governing systems.
“Only a dictator could have stopped the radical terrorists from taking over,” posted Trump of Truth Social. “Only a dictator that bring peace in the world. You’re welcome!”
At publishing time, Trump has now declared Word War 4 on democrats.