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Dick Cheney Wondering Why Heaven Is Hotter Than The Baghdad Summer

Nov 04, 2025
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PEARLY GATES — Former Vice President Dick Cheney, who passed away last week at age 83, has spent his first days in the afterlife complaining that paradise is “hotter than the Baghdad summer.”

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