Destiny Church Proposes Christian Nation, Wants Taxes Redirected As Donations To Govern Holy Nation
Before that Happens, Artificial Intelligence will create a new god and govern the world!
AUCKLAND, NZ — Following their fiery Auckland protest on Saturday, the church announced their campaign for upcoming general elections next year, proposing New Zealand as a Christian nation.
The Church has released its fiscal policy, proposing to scrap taxes and redirect all revenue as donations to the Church.
Turning New Zealand into a Christian state is a promising one, given the poor performance of the current government who have failed to meet all of their campaign promises, leaving the nation with nowhere to turn but Jesus.
“Taxes are Satan’s scam, they are designed to prop up secular nonsense like cycle lanes, and satanic activity like migration” said Brian Tamaki from Destiny Church. “Our donation-based fiscal policy will build a holy nation like no other.”
The acting Prime Minister David Seymour shot back saying, “this isn’t governance, it’s a divine Kickstarter,” shortly after taking a cold swim at the beach to promote pharmacy-first health.
Destiny Church claims this donation-driven system will keep Satanic religions like Islam out of New Zealand. It also proposed plans for a spiritual border patrol system, vetting immigrants based on sins committed.