Desperate All Blacks Land New Shirt Sponsor With Pfizer

NZ — After being dropped by INEOS for New Zealand pushing its climate change agenda, the All Blacks has desperately been looking for another company who might be willing to be their next shirt sponsor. This morning NZ Rugby announced that the All Blacks has struck a deal with Pfizer.

“INEOS understands that New Zealand leaning towards climate change, was not compatible for their brand to be sponsoring the national rugby team, so we needed to find a new partner who was aligned with our nation’s globalist agenda,” said NZ Rugby CEO Mark Robinson. “Who better to partner with other than Pfizer. They have saved so many lives.”

The new All Blacks jersey with the Pfizer logo has already been revealed, in a video involving players taking the latest “All Blacks Edition” Pfizer Covid-19 booster shot.

New Zealand is one of two countries (including USA) in the world that allows for drug advertisement on TV.

At publishing time, a healthy young rugby player just collapsed on the field.