Democrats Plan Attacking Other Elon Musk Companies Like Starlink To Help Improve Their Popularity

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US — After failed attempts to improve their declining polling numbers, democrats are now planning to attack more of Elon Musk companies including Starlink, to help boost their popularity.

“Attacking Tesla helped a little but their stock is surging and our popularity is tanking,” said Tim Walz. “I think we need to consider attacking Starlink. We can build an app for neighbours to alert which home has a starlink, which we can then destroy.”

Other democratic leaders agreed. “We just need to keep attacking Elon, and all of his companies, and one of these attacks will tip it in our favour,” said AOC. “I think Tim is onto something here with Starlink. This could just do the trick.”

The democratic Molotov Cocktail Association has been ordered by democrats to prepare small cocktails that liberals can throw at Starlink satellites.

At publishing time, democrats are well underway with their next plan on gaining popularity by destroying more of Elon Musk’s companies.