Democrats Declare Bankruptcy

CHICAGO, IL — The Democratic Party has officially filed for bankruptcy, citing a collapse in public support and donor funding following President Donald Trump’s recent congressional address.

According to a freshly released poll, only 20% of Americans now align with Democratic ideals, a figure party insiders attribute to their decision to remain seated and stone-faced while Trump honored a series of American heroes during his speech.

“Trump was up there celebrating a child who is fighting cancer, and a man who fostered a 40 children, and a woman who lost her child murdered by illegal aliens,” said Greg Gutfeld. “And the Dems wouldn’t stand up and look at these American heroes. They are done!”

The bankruptcy filing, submitted today, lists no assets and 20 million in debt after Kamala spent a billion dollars on celebrity endorsements.

At publishing time, democrats are looking to start over with a rebrand and now recognised as the “American Nazi Party.”