Delta Pilot Who Successfully Crash-Landed Plane Upside Down Has Been Named As Denzel Washington

TORONTO, CN — A Delta commercial plane was successfully crash-landed upside-down by the pilot, Denzel Washington, who has been hailed as a hero.

“It is incredible what he has done. No deaths, just a few broken bones. The plane is not really designed to land upside down, but here we are. WOW,” said Delta Airline CEO Ed Bastian.

The plane encountered birds flying into the engine right after take-off from Toronto International Airport, destroying both the engines. The pilot had no choice but to turn the plane upside down and land it.

At publishing time, cocaine has been found in the pilots drug test, but experts argue that it was not the cause of the crash, “if anything, it helped, because such a stunt requires big balls.”