NEW JERSEY — Barstool Sports' Dave Portnoy has introduced new mystery drones to rate New Jersey's pizza scene. Portnoy, famous for his "One Bite" pizza review system, has now deployed drones equipped with sophisticated scent detectors to seek out only the best of pizza joints.
"These drones, they can smell the difference between a 7.9 and an 8.1 slice," Portnoy boasted on YouTube. "We're talking about a scientific approach to pizza rating. If it doesn't hit that 8.1 mark, it's not worth the air it wafts through!"
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