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Daniel Penny Jury Deadlocked Due To Jurors Severely Choking Each Other In The Courthouse

NEW YORK, NY — The jury in the Daniel Penny trial has found themselves in a deadlock—not over the evidence, but because they've been too busy reenacting the very incident Penny is on trial for.

Dec 06, 2024
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NEW YORK, NY — The jury in the Daniel Penny trial has found themselves in a deadlock—not over the evidence, but because they've been too busy reenacting the very incident Penny is on trial for.

Instead of deliberating on whether Penny, who heroically intervened on a New York City subway to prevent a mentally unstable man from potentially harming others, should be celebrated, the jury took it upon themselves to perform a live-action demonstration of subway violence right in the courtroom.

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