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Cuomo Dons Muslim Terrorist Beard In Hopes Of Beating Muslim Terrorist In Mayoral Race

Oct 18, 2025
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NEW YORK, NY — After a terrible debate performance against muslim terrorist Zohran Mamdani, Andrew Cuomo turned to binge-watching ‘The Dictator’ movie, in the hopes of winning the New York mayoralty.

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