Crenshaw Mistakenly Kills Random Person Standing In His Blind Spot (Right Shoulder) Thinking He Was Tucker!

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Rep. Dan Crenshaw has reportedly killed an innocent bystander in his blind spot thinking it was Tucker Carlson. Witnesses say the incident occurred outside Capitol Hill, where Crenshaw, blind in his right eye, lunged at an individual standing at his right shoulder, shouting, “This ends now, Tucker! I warned you!”