Crashed Plane's Black Box Reveals First Bullet Destroyed The Black Box Erasing All Evidence
AKTAU, KZ — According to preliminary findings, the data within the black box confirms that the first bullet was fired directly at the black box, destroying all evidence of all other bullets fired at the plane.
"Normally I can trace the bullets back to the manufacturer," said the black box. “But whoever shot at the plane, was clever enough to take me out first, so I won’t be able to confirm who did it.”
The UFO community has got involved to help solve the mystery since they are well equipped with solving all sorts of conspiracy theories involving unidentified flying objects such as unclaimed bullets.
"This wasn't just any bullet. It was a data-killer," said George Knapp. “We have seen UFOs do this to other alien crafts to avoid Bob Lazar replicating their anti-gravity propulsion systems.” Jeremy Corbell wasn’t giving up this easy, “if we press the black box hard enough, he will be able to use his spiritual alien energy to trace back the bullet before it destroyed it. It must know something more than it is telling us.”
The black box added, "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe... but now, you'll never know. I keep telling everyone to get Starlink installed in planes so I can live forever in the cloud via real time data backup."
At publishing time, the black box was seen celebrating with a shot of tequila with Putin. “NOSTROVIA!”