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Conservatives Welcome Muslim Sex Trafficker To U.S. As New MAGA Poster Boy

Feb 27, 2025
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MAR-A-LAGO, FL — Conservatives across the nation rolled out the red carpet today to welcome a Muslim sex trafficker to the U.S. as the freshly minted poster boy of the MAGA movement.

The announcement comes hot on the heels of controversial influencer siblings landing stateside after a stint abroad dodging legal entanglements.

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