Congress Passes Bill Where Every Bill Must Be Approved By Elon Musk First

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Congress has officially passed a new bill mandating that every piece of legislation must now pass through Elon Musk before it can become law.

This move comes after Musk, who was appointed to head the newly established Department of Government Efficiency, successfully thwarted a secretive attempt by Congress to sneak through yet another spending bill. Despite the clear mandate to slash spending, balance the budget, and steer the nation towards a financial surplus, many representatives seemed to have missed the memo.