Congress Invites Ghislaine Maxwell To Come Testify While Strapped In An Electric Chair

WASHINGTON, D.C. — After hearing that Ghislaine Maxwell has offered to testify in Congress, democrats did not hesitate to invite her for a testimony while strapped in an electric chair.

The former pimp of murdered billionaire Jeffrey Epstein, Maxwell is keen to come clean and tell the world everything that is buried deeply in the Epstein Files by the FBI and DOJ.

“The electric chair is for just incase she starts naming all the democrats, just so she can get a pardon from Trump,” said Congresswoman AOC. It is understood that Bernie Sanders will have access to the button that will initiate the execution.

At publishing time, the democrats said this is was nothing out of the ordinary, instead, common practice at hearings.