'Commence The Invasion,' Orders Trump After Seeing Video Of Maduro Doing The Macarena

VENEZUELA — After reports of a video surfacing on TikTok featuring Maduro doing the Macarena, President Trump ordered the commencement of the invasion of Venezuela.

“This is it,” said Trump as the video garnered millions of views. “I knew that TikTok was bad, that people are using it to spread misinformation. Maduro is now trying to charm the world with his dancing skills. We must stop it all costs.”

“What is this silly dance anyway?” continued Trump. “Embarrassing really.”

Venezuelans are reportedly keen for Trump to get the invasion underway, so they can be free of this dictator who secretly loves to post dance videos on TikTok.

At publishing time, Trump has appointed Marco Rubio as the interim president of Venezuela.