Coldplay Hopeful Middle East Tour Will Catch Bibi And Hamas Chief Hugging It Out On Jumbotron

LONDON, UK — Fresh off a Wembley Stadium concert, Chris Martin announced a Middle East tour to unite hearts after inviting an Israeli and a Palestinian fan onstage in the UK.

The moment meant to express humanity, sparked accusations of dehumanising Jews, who have constantly being under the threat of extermination since WW2.

The tour, dubbed Viva La Middle Peace, aims to bring harmony to a region not exactly known for singing along.

“Middle East? I say it is time for Middle Peace!” posted Coldplay on X with a poster of the Middle East Tour starting in Tel Aviv with ending in Gaza.

At press time, Chris Martin appeared on BBC to speak about this new tour: “Imagine if we catch Bibi hugging Hamas leader on the jumbotron. That will make my heart melt.”