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CNN Journalist Confesses First Time Seeing Balls This Big

Feb 07, 2025
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U.S. — CNN's Erin Burnett dedicated an entire segment to a 19-year-old named Edward Coristine, an employee at DOGE, who recently blew the whistle on USAID's questionable spending. The segment focused on Edward’s big balls after he was spotted wheeling his balls in a wheelbarrow, as he walked into DOGE HQ.

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