Climate Change Makes Dire Wolves Extinct Again
AUSTIN TEXAS — Dire wolves are extinct again and climate change is to blame for it again. Scientists woke up yesterday to find the fossils with not a single dire wolf bone left intact.
Experts claim rising global temperatures somehow reached back 10000 years and snuffed out the hulking predators all over again. The Ice Age couldn’t finish them off but a few extra degrees in Austin Texas did the trick.
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