Chris Penk Travels To Antarctica To Prove Climate Change Is Real

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ANTARCTICA — Associate Defense Minister of New Zealand, Chris Penk, traveled to Antarctica to prove climate change is real. "Check this photo out. A selfie in Antarctica with no ice in the backdrop. In Antarctica!!! Can you believe it?!"

Penk then posted another picture of himself having a cold drink in Antarctica because it was so warm. “Hot and humid out here,” read the photo caption.

An hour later, Penk posted another photo of homes left behind by penguins, attributing it to climate change. “Too hot for the little ones out here,” read the photo caption.

Penk arrived in Antarctica on a naval ship that he commanded, since his confidence in DEI commanders has taken a slight dip. “I have done the whole navy thing, so I feel much safer captaining the ship to Antarctica myself. Oh look... here’s a picture I took earlier of the autopilot button... and see here... it says autopilot is on. Gotta check that first, you know. (wink)”

At publishing time, Penk posted a photo of Dr. Fauci in one of the research labs in Antarctica, wearing USAID-branded lab overalls, and attempting to conduct experiments with bats.