Chlöe Swarbrick Warns If Anyone Insults Migrants Again She Will Call In Another Bomb Threat

AOTEA SQUARE, AUCKLAND — Chlöe Swarbrick has called in a bomb threat in Central Auckland and has warned white people that if anyone insults migrants again, she will have no choice but call in another bomb threat.

Police initially cordoned off Aotea Square, but later said that it was an attention-seeking stunt from Auckland CBD MP and that her frustration was “understandable.”

“If white folks continue to treat our migrant communities with discrimination, I WILL call in another fake bomb threat, so watch what you say, and behave. I’m sick and tired of this constant hate against migrants. If anything, white people are the real problem, and we need to arrest them.. and I can help.. with calling-in fake bomb threats.”

At publishing time, Brian Tamaki has accused a migrant for waking him early by doing a muslim prayer call at 4am, for which Chlöe Swarbrick has promised to retaliate by calling a fake bomb threat.