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China To Send 100,000 Soldiers To Cook Islands To Assist With Cleaning Up Beaches
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China To Send 100,000 Soldiers To Cook Islands To Assist With Cleaning Up Beaches

Feb 18, 2025
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RAROTONGA, COOK ISLANDS — China has proposed to send 100,000 of its finest People's Liberation Army soldiers to the Cook Islands to help clean up the beaches, which are reportedly suffering from mass migration of turtles.

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