Chimp Chronicles Editor Thrown In Twitter Jail After Joking: "Zelensky’s Team Should've Smacked His Head With Mic Arm Before He Got Ungrateful"

The Chief Editor of The Chimp Chronicles, Adnan Belushi, found himself unexpectedly thrown in Twitter jail, for simply cracking a satire joke about Zelensky’s visit at the Oval Office, which resulted in him being thrown out of the White House, for being ungrateful.

Belushi suggested that Zelensky’s U.S. Ambassador, who's been managing his ungratefulness, should’ve stationed herself in the press pool, mic arm in hand, ready to gently smack Zelensky on the head to avoid derailing the peace talks.

Twitter, apparently not in the mood for jokes, threw Adnan in Twitter jail, the infamous prison where The Babylon Bee spent 9 months.

“Only if Zelensky’s Ambassador posed as a journalist, mic arm placed above Zelensky’s head, and one ungrateful peep out of his mouth—donk—and Zelensky goes—thank you, thank you, thank you, and thank you. There would have been a peace deal signed by now. But no—the war goes on!”

Adnan’s bail is set for “delete the post and spend 7-days in Twitter jail”. Adnan responded by stating, “that’s not happening. The last time I checked, comedy is legal, and Elon spent $44b dollars to ensure I can crack jokes!”

At publishing time, Adnan Belushi was spotted on Truth Social posting his satire on Trump’s platform where dunking on Zelensky is legal.