NEW YORK, NY – CCTV footage has unmasked a man as the mastermind behind sabotaging President Donald Trump’s grand escalator entrance at the United Nations.
The grainy video captures a shadowy figure quitely tinkering with the gears of the escalator moments before Trump’s scheduled speech.
Sources close to the UN maintenance team report that this man, likely Jewish, aimed to strand the president mid-descent, forcing an undignified stair climb in front of world leaders.
“It was a calculated act of escalator espionage,” said UN janitor Carl Jenkins. The same man was then caught on CCTV tinkering with Trump’s teleprompter right before his speech.
At publishing, this man was later seen entering the Mossad headquarters in New York.