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Candace Owens Claims Jews Co-opted Christmas To Secretly Rule The Western World

Candace Owens Claims Jews Co-opted Christmas To Secretly Rule The Western World

Dec 22, 2024
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LOS ANGELES, CA - Candace Owens has announced her discovery that Jews have co-opted Christmas to secretly rule the Western world. "I've been telling you all, that there's something fishy about this whole Christmas deal, and now I've found the smoking menorah."

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