Brodie Kane Files For Bankruptcy After Betting Her House, Life Savings, And Dog On Everything "Woke"

AUCKLAND, NZ — Former podcaster Brodie Kane has officially filed for bankruptcy after betting her entire existence—house, life savings, and dog—on the conviction that wokeness would not destroy the world.

“Oops, what just happened? How the hell did I lose my house? And why is bank account at $0?! And who auctioned my Connor dog on TradeMe?!!” said Brodie. “Shit.. I’m losing it.. what am I GONNA DO?!!! I LOST IT ALL. Guess I need to copy Winston Peters copying Trump. That might work. Be Anti-Woke. And copy Joe Rogan’s podcast to get my life back up and running. That was a REAL oopsie!.. What can I say kids.. don’t bet your entire life on a podcast for clicks!”

The once-manly commentator is now eating her words faster than her Uber Eats.