British Prime Minister To Ban Chopsticks As Lethal Weapon By This Summer

Mar 28, 2025

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LONDON – British Prime Minister Sir Keir Starmer announced that chopsticks will be classified as lethal weapons and banned across the United Kingdom by summer 2025. The decision comes after an unacceptable rise in pointy-things.

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