Britain's New Education Boss Orders Students To Yell "ALLAHU AKBAR" During School Assembly

LONDONISTAN, UK — The newly appointed head of OFSTED Sir Hamid Patel, has issued a decree that all students must now bellow “Allahu Akbar” at the top of their lungs during morning assemblies.

The order, announced Tuesday, aims to promote UK as a muslim state.

“I have consulted with the king, and in accordance to his orders for declaring UK as a muslim state, we have looked at ways that we can indoctrinate students into this new awesome reality,” said Mr. Patel.