Brian Tamaki Disguised As Drag Queen Sneaks Into Drag Library Event To Save Children From Being Sexualised

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AUCKLAND, NZ — Brian Tamaki successfully saved children aged 2 - 13 from being sexualised, by disguising as a drag queen, and sneaking into the event.

Witnesses claim that Tamaki, wearing a wig and a dress, infiltrated a drag queen story hour under the alias "Kiri Te Kanawa." Sources close to the event reveal that his mission was to "save the children from mentally ill adults who pretend to be trans people reading stories to children.”

“Never in my wildest dreams did I think I'd see Kiri Te Kanawa lip-syncing to 'My Heart Will Go On’ with such... passion," said one mother,. "And he was really nice to our children, I have heard some horrific stories about these trans boys, I wasn’t sure if I wanted to bring my kid today,”

Towards the end of the show, Kiri Te Kanawa was heard telling parents, "It’s me, Brian, Brian Tamaki, this is all just to save you from these perverts. Drag is bad, and now follow me to safety."

At publishing time, Brian was seen infiltrating the gay parade as Kiri Te Kanawa to make sure no one abuses any children.