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BREAKING: Trump Just Announced He's Declassifying Coca Cola’s Secret Recipe

Jan 24, 2025
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — The newly inaugurated 47th President of the United States, Donald Trump, has announced his intention to declassify the world-famous secret recipe of Coca-Cola.

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