BREAKING: Biden Is Alive And Kicking But Still Senile
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U.S. — One year after the fateful CNN presidential debate that left former President Joe Biden exposed for being senile, sources confirm the 82-year-old is alive, kicking, but as senile as ever.
The 2024 debate became a viral moment when Biden’s performance was less "leader of the free world" and more "uncle who wandered off at the family reunion."
Insiders report Biden has spent the past year embracing his post-presidency with the same mental acuity that made his debate appearance a meme goldmine. At a recent Delaware beach outing, the former president was seen arguing with a seagull over a French fry, insisting it was a classified document.
Despite this, Biden remains undeterred, insisting he’s ready for a 2028 comeback. “I’ve got the energy, I’m sharp, fghfjsbsvgehehge.. and… uh… where’s my icecream?”